
These cookies are dark and full of magic and soothing properties, totally Witch-y, or dark and mysterious and dangerous like every single male character on 'Pretty Little Liars', which I don't watch regularly but sometimes things HAPPEN and you find yourself really wondering about Aria. They are the cookies I turn to when I want a hit of proper, indulgent, 'I am soothing myself with something delicious' intensity. They're as big as my outstretched hand, salty, sweet, and Canadian.
Like Justin Bieber, circa 2009.