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The stockings (white, with red stripes or stars) made out of sailcloth are my favorite.
Stocking Stuffers: Sweeties
Did you know you can buy food on Etsy? Legal food? Street legal food?
I'm still looking for chocolate-covered razor blades.
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Before we begin, can we get this out of the way? I feel pretty shoddy, showing up here after months, and before that produce talk, with nothing but some materialistic business.
I wish I had something real to tell you, to excuse my absence. The reasons are dull and painful and months old - stale hurts that kept me from so much, including this. But don't worry. I also neglected my hair, and the hamsters I was raising for illegal street activity. I removed their skeletons in the night. Why don't you want to eat at my house? Why did you call A&E?
It is a beautiful time of year, and I hope that it only gets better for you and yours. As always, I am not compensated, approached or encouraged by any of the vendors listed. I encourage you to partake in their talent, though. It's sitting out, getting cold. Just go make yourself a plate. And so many people do these gift guides better than I do, quicker, tastier. I just wanted to bring something to the table. To this potluck circle.
I don't know how many entries will be delegated to this series. Probably twenty. Maybe one hundred. Or four. We should start with ladies, because it is 1910.