Good things for wrapping and stuffing (gifts and stockings, though raw poultry, tacks and wood pellets might also be appropriate).
Stock Up
The stockings (white, with red stripes or stars) made out of sailcloth are my favorite.
Stocking Stuffers: Sweeties
Did you know you can buy food on Etsy? Legal food? Street legal food?
I'm still looking for chocolate-covered razor blades.
Stocking Stuffers: Her/Him
Maybe some old receipts, too, just to round out the collection above.
Stocking Stuffers: Little G/Little B
Those popsicles are soap. Soap!
Wrap it Up
You can't wrap your gifts in dirty laundry this year. They said.
Legal Tagging
Even if you use these, you can still write their names in blood.
Oh my gaaaawd, you're back and just in time for the holidays. Been reading your posts for quite awhile and laughing my ass off. You should have an official commentating position for the holidays, and well, just in general. Like Jon Stewart. We need you. Keep it up, girl!
Posted by: Lauren | December 15, 2009 at 06:39 AM
http://foodzie.com/
that's payback!
Posted by: tracy | December 13, 2009 at 08:44 PM
casey and i just spent 5 minutes talking about three huge balloons! lol
this is such a great collection lady! im totally blaming you if i get stuck here on etsy and cant get out!
Posted by: tracy | December 13, 2009 at 08:42 PM