Recipes
Complete Recipe Index:
Paging Lee Fiora: Braeburn Apple Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Icing
"It's Coook-EEEEE TIIII-uh-MMMME!!": Chocolate Striped Oatmeal, Almond and Toffee cookies
Tara Mae Sue
"I found all of these things in my pants": Beans with Tomato, Lemon-Dill vinaigrette and Grana Padano
Backfat Buns: Sticky Orange and Pecan Honeybuns
Great Self-Esteem Enhancer: Vanilla Bean Cheesecake with Caramelized Figs
Last one, I promise: Chocolate Truffle Buttercrunch Birthday Cake
"Squatters Rights. Like old school Lease-To-Own": Stuffed Artichoke Bread
HOT AS BALLS. Just straight up Hot as Balls: Savory Black Pepper, Herb and Parmesan Shortbread
A Horse Named Oprah: Cherry Almond Cake
"I want you to make this in August": Baked Macaroni and Cheese
"So you think you can eat your way out of San Quentin": New, this Fall from FOX (Chocolate Whoopie Pies)
And that is why Grandma has a prothstetic face: Brown Sugar Cake with Dulce de Leche, Almond-Cream Frosting and Almond Praline
"Everything is better wrinkled: Dogs, old people, and chocolate chip cookies": TWC Chocolate Chip Cookies
Alec Baldwin please save yourself: Banana cake with White Chocolate-Cream Cheese Icing
"The frosting is comprised of Pepto-Bismal, Red Pepper flakes and Mayonnaise!": Chocolate Cupcakes with Raspberry Icing
Obvious, practical dessert for a 93 degree day: Berry Crisp
"I just want you to be the best Brownie you can be": Chocolate Brownies
Sugar Cookies: Tastes like science and graphite illustrations
Cakes for the taking: Sour Cream Coffee Cake
Make these now, before the Oats go, too: White Chocolate-Dipped Oatmeal Cookies with Pine Nuts and Golden Raisins
"I didn't give any of these to my dog, don't worry. Dad.": Thick Brownies (My Dog Didn't Die Brownies)
Topped with the Dandruff of the Tropics: Carrot-Pecan Cupcakes with Cream-Cheese Vanilla Bean Frosting
"But(ton) MUM!" cake
Cough Syrup Pies: Sour Cherry Hand Pies
Cookies that can also act as a form of edible, confectionary Mace: Spice Cookies with Orange-Nutmeg Glaze
You will know us by the trail of our crumbs: The Ultimate Chocolate Chunk Cookies
Next, I'll try cats: Banana Pudding
Down in the Slumps: Blueberry Slump Muffins
Dress your Blondies in ribbed paper and denim: Blonde Leading the Blonde Bars
"Smells like your Grandma, Bro": No-Knead Bread (Peer Pressure in Loaf Form)
Super Dense: Jeff Spicoli, in cake form (Flourless Chocolate Cake with Whipped Sour Cream and Raspberry Coulis)
These pay the bills: Salt Lick Bars (Millionaires Shortbread)
A long post with Cake at the end of it: Grandma's Coconut Cake
(Your) Mommie Dearest's Cake: Damp Chocolate Cake
"Your biscuits are so savory, Giiiirrrrlll": Buttermilk Biscuits
Chumptown, or "Precious Confections" (US Title): Icebox Cakes
Apply to face. Rub Gently. Lick your own forehead: Banoffee Pie
