This is my Arsenic-based lifeform. Awe, delight, fear. Every bite humbles you. This confection will turn you feral. Don't give me guff about how white chocolate isn't chocolate. You're right. White chocolate is a narcotic.
Order five pounds for under a hundred dollars. Order one pound for under twenty. Walk into a SEE's Candy Store near you and try a piece, for free. Walk into twenty SEE's Candy Stores, and assemble a box, in your pockets.
They let you do that, without law enforcement intervention.