There is no answer to why the past week has been so awkward, but it has been and the trend forecast says it will probably continue all month. I've been cursed out, had awkward jewelry acceptance moments, run into people I haven't seen in months but used to see on a daily basis and have to assure those around us that we don't hate each other, farted in the middle of a meeting during a hysterical, silent laughter fit, worn the most awkward pair of jeans with the most awkward pair of shoes I own, managed to arrive for every single thing with runny eyes and a red nose because of the cold weather, turned down a penthouse Hotel Party for grocery shopping with my Dad, spilled curry down the front of my new sweater, fallen asleep during intense text conversations and then farted, again.
I blame the edamame for all of it.
You just made me laugh so hard I actually farted!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Heather | January 27, 2009 at 04:21 PM
dang it, sounds like my week. i can't blame the bean tho. sigh.
Posted by: kickpleat | January 27, 2009 at 01:49 PM
I was had a skirt come, literally, apart at the seams during the work day. I feel your pain.
Posted by: Chelly D | January 27, 2009 at 10:48 AM
curry on sweater? fart in meeting silence? oh honey, you definitely take the cake here.
Posted by: amanda B | January 27, 2009 at 06:24 AM
Penthouse party?
like the magazine?
champagne, bachelors and playboy bunnies?
Posted by: the projectivist | January 27, 2009 at 05:39 AM
If anything would make one fart, it would be edamame.
Speaking of awkward beans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpRBkhipQOs
If anything, I hope it makes your day better. It's been a quietly sad month around here but this bean-dog still made me laugh.
Posted by: Steph | January 27, 2009 at 03:27 AM
Somehow, I know exactly what you mean.
Posted by: Jessica | January 26, 2009 at 10:38 PM